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God masde the land god made the sea god needed a princess so e made mi
god made mud god made dirt god made boys so gals cud flirt!!
A good friend will bail u outa jail but best friend will b der sayin ... dat was fun!
Me n my girls wer sent from heaven i back um up 24/7 if u mess wit me or my crew ... dam bitch id h8 to be u!
Don't make me mad ... im runnin our of places to hide the bodies!
Dont h8 me cos u no im beautiful h8 because ur boy friend thinks so!
A whore is like a bowling ball. gets pickd up, fingered, thrown into the gutter then fuckin comes back for more!
Two Words Guys Hate... Don't & Stop Unless you Put Em Together!
Whoever said that money can't buy happyness, ain't been shoppin at the right malls!
The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws!
I look like an angel and act like one too...But u Never know what this Angel will do!
Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, theres foot prints on the moon!
When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself, why isn't he taken?
If you love someone that means you have a good heart. If someone loves you thats flattering. If your love someone and they love you back thats special!
Men are Kings, Kings are Rulers, Rulers are 30cm's long still think ur a man?
I was 2 bad 2 go 2 heaven, but when I was in hell I hit on the devil 2 much!
Call me a slut then turn and run...it wont hurt my feelings,cuz sluts hav more fun!
If all else fails.......look cute!
We both know I'm the best that's why you never tell me!
Im not smiling at you, I'm laughing!
Your unique, just like everyone else....
The funny thing about common sense is that it's not very common!
There are some that are wise....yet others that are otherwise..
Exercise more, eat healthier, still die
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk!
I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Don't drink and drive....you could spill the drink!